k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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