Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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