This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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