So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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