Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
