Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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