her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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