You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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