I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think I died a long time ago.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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