He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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