You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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