so that wasnt chicken after all
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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