haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I need water and some morals
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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