I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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