i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Watching her eat just hurts me
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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