Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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