At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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