Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it was like eating out sand paper
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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