Me too!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We left the knife in your bed.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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