Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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