This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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