You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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