I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Who died my cat blue again?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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