if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
