Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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