Where is the hickey?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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