So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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