operation harelip BJ is a go
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize