THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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