Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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