That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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