he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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