people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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