Having a random hookup so left but love u
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
