Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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