someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
there is puke in my bra ... again
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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