They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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