nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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