All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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