I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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