There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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