Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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