problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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