I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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