ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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