i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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