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He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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