I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She's the barista slut.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Holy sore nipples Batman
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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