But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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