Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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