found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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