woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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