so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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