these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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