IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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