porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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