ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm like, not good at living.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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